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19:12

May 24th

13189

defeatingdied:

My life is like editing an html code because I have no idea what I’m doing and I feel like the rest of the world does and once in a while I do something right and I have no idea how I did it but I just go with it

19:32

May 22nd

9704

burnupasun:

shout out to everyone who hasn’t unfollowed since i saw the avengers

gfuckingpoy

19:50

Apr 28th

28512
Normal teenage girl issues: My boyfriend just broke up with me and my best friend is a back stabber
My issues: I accidently reblogged something twice in a row and someone unfollowed me
17:45

Apr 23rd

32983

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

21:12

Apr 9th

1907

that one blog everyone loves and you strongly dislike 

(Source: 5wonders)

20:22

Apr 6th

9846

lambdadeltal:

“You have an unsaved post”

stop reminding me of my failed attempt to be funny

(Source: ud0ngein)

10:49

Apr 6th

22777

feferi:

i’m so upset i have to choose between being asleep and being on the computer

15:05

Apr 4th

156425
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
15:00

Apr 2nd

23409

twoboobsjohnson:

There’s one part of me that’s like:

You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished.

But then there’s this other part of me that’s like:

No.

They both make such good arguments.

18:36

Mar 30th

45394
Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
18:21

Mar 30th

186370
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
19:02

Mar 29th

244474

(Source: whamboombamm)

4:05

Mar 26th

1405

tatesdimples:

And they’re all basically the dashboard, just different places.

(Source: sherlocksfall)

22:45

Mar 14th

2660

averypotterurl:

I’ve developed a bad habit of looking at the non-existent camera when someone says something dubious damn you NBC comedies